Kids Knock Knock Jokes
Kids Knock Knock Jokes
Classic kids knock knock jokes are a great source of laughter, and entertainment even for adults. They can be really silly but are over all great ways to make kids laugh! They all start the same with the “knock knock, who’s there?” so I shouldn’t have to explain these ones too much! But here are 15 great and actually funny kids knock knock jokes.
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Let us in; we’re freezing!
2.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
3. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
You know
You know who?
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Joking around with you is one of my favorite things to do!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?
6. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Double
Double who?
W!
7.Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
8. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady
A little old lady who?
Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
9.Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Europe
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo!
10. Knock knock
Who's there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
11. Knock! Knock! Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo.
12. Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel…that’s why I knocked!
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out.
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alectricity. BUZZ!
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t give me some candy!
Hopefully these kids knock knock jokes will give you the belly aches from laughing!
