Money Quotes Funny
Money Quotes Funny
At some point in our life, the chances are we will struggle with money. Repaying those dreaded credit cards and loans may be a terrifying prospect but I’m all for trying to find the funny side in every situation because life’s too short not to laugh at your crippling debt…right? I’ve scoured the internet for some of the best money quotes funny enough that money can buy (well not really), so I hope you have as much fun reading them as I did finding them!
Money Quotes Funny: By Helen Gurley Brown
“Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.”
Money Quotes Funny; By Woody Allen
“Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.”
Money Quotes Funny: By Jackie Mason
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.”
Money Quotes Funny: By Bob Hope
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.”
Money Quotes Funny: By Jerry Seinfeld
“Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets.”
Money Quotes Funny: By Robert Orben
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.”
Money Quotes Funny: By Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Money often costs too much.”
Money Quotes Funny: By Richard Friedman
“Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail”
Money Quotes Funny: Unknown
“Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back.”
Money Quotes Funny: By Will Smith
“Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.”
Money Quotes Funny: By J. Paul Getty
“Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.”
Money Quotes Funny: By Ron Kittle
“I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention.”
Money Quotes Funny: From a Washington Post word contest
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
Money Quotes Funny: By Will Rogers
“Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.”
Money Quotes Funny: By Max Asnas
“Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.”
Money Quotes Funny: By Henry Youngman
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.”
Money Quotes Funny: By Robin Williams
“Carpe per diem – seize the check.”
Money Quotes Funny: By Malcolm Forbes
“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died”
Money Quotes Funny: By Steven Wright
“Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.”
